“no calculators allowed”
(via orgasmic-humor)
Wathcing a scary movie with some friends…
then you guys hear a noise
via sodamnrelatable
(Source: eternalfailure, via orgasmic-humor)
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(Source: youfigureoutwhyimguarded, via orgasmic-humor)
cannot see the haters, I’m too busy getting money
(via thatskelp)
When people interrupt me while I'm reading
They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
(Source: infamoushogwartsjaguar, via orgasmic-humor)
This is the American Idol finale I did not edit this. This is really how it aired. I would not lie to you ever.
oh my god
(via askinnyblackman)
harrypotterandtheorderofklaine:
ellen you are perfect in every way
(Source: swedishbelieber, via pizza-maniac)
